As far as I can tell the following came from the rec.humor.funny
newsgroup, and was posted there by Lawrence T. Hardiman
(larry@birdsong.sunnyvale.ca.us)
of The Birdsong Company, PO Box 2031, Sunnyvale CA 94087-2031
Myers-Briggs Type Prayers
ISTJ
Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow
at 11:41.23 am e.s.t.
ISTP
God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them
ARE hypersensitive.
ESTP
God help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though
they're usually NOT my fault.
ESTJ
God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need some
help, just ask
ISFJ
Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY
right.
ISFP:
Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don't mind my
asking).
ESFP:
God help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and
dancing.
ESFJ:
God give me patience, and I mean right NOW
INFJ:
Lord help me not be a perfectionist. (did I spell that correctly?)
INFP:
God, help me to finish everything I sta
ENFP:
God,help me to keep my mind on one th-Look a bird-
ing at a time.
ENFJ:
God help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. Do you
mind putting that in writing?
INTJ:
Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be
INTP:
Lord help me be less independent, but let me do it my way.
ENTP:
Lord help me follow established procedures today. On second thought,
I'll settle for a few minutes
